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[Rondy]

I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop…

To be fair, I wiped the floor with him!
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I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an erection."

"Well we're here to help you as much as we can sir," the woman replied.

"flipping great," I said. "What colour knickers are you wearing?"
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I once tried to buy a town in the south of France.

The locals were Avignon of it.
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[Ken4155]

Wouldn't normally menton this to anyone on AB, but i've nothing toulouse, so here goes. I think you're lyon with the first statement, the second one is bordeauxline rude but i like the third one. It's nice.

[Canary42]

I hope this thread doesn't go on Toulon.

[bobbinwales]

Nice!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Lol!

[Chipchopper]

To be Frank, You should be able to do this with the greatest of Eze