Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

(For full transparency I must declare that this is copied from a listener's input on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 yesterday.)


I went to see my doctor the other day. "Doctor" I said "I keep mentioning 1980s pop groups in all my sentences. It's madness. It's even driving my wife Kim wild. Normal conversation by other people is easy as ABC, but I'm really in dire straits Doctor. My in laws the Smiths told me to come and see you, so wham - here I am to do the talk talk. Tell me, what's the cure?"

He looked at for a bit and said "A ha.."
I said "Don't you start!"

[Patsy33]

LOL!
This is divine comedy..

[johnny.5]

you two make me smile

[mallyh]

luckily not a slipped disc then x

[Ken4155]

I heard the joke on Radio 2 yesterday and immediately thought, "That's one Hoppy would like to have told." :-))

[Cloverjo]

Excellent!

[bobbinwales]

Instead of dont you start it could of ended " not u2"

[brian j john]

Very clever

[bobbinwales]

Do it myself sometimes...but not InXS

[Chipchopper]

Who?

[Arksided]

Big fun for Simple Minds

[Canary42]

Must rush, time to look for My Bloody Valentine card.

[bobbinwales]

Hope he din't punch the doctor and say Take That.
(or maybe the doctor give him a bottle of medicine and said 'take that')