Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake.

[murraymints]

SNIGGER ! ;0)

[1ozzy]

Only if you milk them on the udder side

[Canary42]

Then when they get to the other side they lack toes.

[Ken4155]

Do they go 'whey' as they bounce along the surface? Or do they sCREAM?

[DTCwordfan]

Isn't this one rather cheesy?

[Chipchopper]

^ How dairy!
Cattle be the day

[Patsy33]

Have you see the size of they milkmaids??..

[mallyh]

when you throw them do they pasteurize ( pass your eyes ) ok i'll get my coat x

[Chipchopper]

So, that's how they make milkshakes

[Chipchopper]

So, that's how they make milkshakes

[Ken4155]

And when they hit terra-firma on the other side, they go 'Hoof!'