Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Yesterday morning I went past the cemetery, and I saw four guys walking around carrying a coffin.
I went back past in the evening, and they were still carrying it.

I think they've lost the plot.

[mallyh]

they were making a grave mistake x

[murraymints]

snigger

[Chipchopper]

I'ts usually in the dead centre of town

[DTCwordfan]

Quite an undertaking it is said.

[brian j john]

I was walking through a cemetery when i heard a tip tapping noise and saw an old man chipping away on the gravestone and i asked him what the hell was he doing and he said " they've spelled my name wrong "