Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird

[bobbinwales]

Fatticusinch would like that one if is still looking in

[Chipchopper]

Ah yes, and what did the drunken Mexican say when police questioned him, after they suspected him of pushing his wife over the cliff ?
"I just wanted tequila"

[Patsy33]

The Bourbon Identity..