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I've been hanging out a lot at the gym…
The Manager told me I must wear bigger shorts in future!
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A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4 this morning.
Police have said to avoid the yeast-bound carriageway!
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My mate bought a signed photo of Ronnie Barker and I bought one of Ronnie Corbett, both for 50p…
So it was a good buy for me and a good buy for him!
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Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
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My Dad is so safety conscious, he switches stuff off at the wall.
It’s a good habit to have.
But not when you work on the Intensive Care Ward.
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The Manager told me I must wear bigger shorts in future!
___
A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4 this morning.
Police have said to avoid the yeast-bound carriageway!
___
My mate bought a signed photo of Ronnie Barker and I bought one of Ronnie Corbett, both for 50p…
So it was a good buy for me and a good buy for him!
___
Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
___
My Dad is so safety conscious, he switches stuff off at the wall.
It’s a good habit to have.
But not when you work on the Intensive Care Ward.
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the last one is true....in Cape Town, in their ICU, they had a problem that they couldn't explain other than coincidence when the patient on the bed nearest kept passing away on a Friday - until they discovered it was the cleaner, who worked just Fridays, coming into the ward and needing a plug for her hoover/Dyson, used the nearest plug near the door, taking the junction plug out before she put hers in.........Ooops
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