Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I was reading a book about fish.
I only put it down for a minute. Now I can't find my plaice

(Credit to fellow ABer Dustypuss)

[mallyh]

this joke is codswollop x

[Chipchopper]

Ask Rick Stein, eel help ya

[Chipchopper]

Rod has a good book on ***, he got it online

[Chipchopper]

fish^

[Ken4155]

^
Far too much phishing online, imho.

[maggiebee]

Aye, this joke's floundering a bit.

[Patsy33]

Why didn't you perch somefin on the page?
Let minnow if you find it