Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange.

I'm worried he's going to be sectioned.

Poor Terry.

[Arksided]

Sounds a bit tapped and unwrapped, hope he doesn’t fall apart.

[Chipchopper]

I was just about to give a similar answer as Arcsided, oh well foiled again

[Ellipsis]

From a peel to an appeal ...

[Patsy33]

I thought he was a cross between a parrot and a chocolate orange. He keeps shouting,"Pieces of Eight"

[dustypuss]

That a bit pith-etic.

[mallyh]

what a sweet joke x