Wd40

[douglas9401]

It can't do everything you know, despite being the go-to for some whether for stiff knees, over crispy bacon or noisy wind turbines.

I exaggerate for comic effect but for goodness sake...

[jno]

quicker perhaps, but there are some jobs you just have to take your time over so you get them right, like painting ceilings and so forth.

[wolf63]

I have a nut crusher but it might take me a while to find it.

Night all :-)

[maggiebee]

If it should move but doesn't, use WD40
If it moves but shouldn't, use duct tape

[DTCwordfan]

In a batch blending plant, it's the crud left over after blending th higher grades - next up the line is the oil they use for things like elevators and lifts.

[rowanwitch]

I wouldn't have glued it to his leg..... More fun to superglue it to something that he couldn't explain in A& E, a stuffed toy maybe, or the classic vacuum cleaner hose

[Buenchico]

^^^ You're just plain evil, Rowanwitch!

;-)

[rowanwitch]

One does one's best Chris, one does one's best...... Cackles evilly

[klazomaniac]

It's good for zips ;-)

[klazomaniac]

Ps. WD40 is no good for Diarrhoea.
I used to use Imodium, but found that Ducktape works better.

There is nothing that can't be fixed with WD40 or Ducktape !

[William51]

WD40 is a useful lubricant that works well for many jobs.

[davebro]

is it OK for frying as a cooking oil substitute?