Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now"


Ronnie Barker

[DTCwordfan]

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Do you have any arrse cream, please?"
The chemist says, "Magnum or Cornetto?"

[Chipchopper]

I couldn't quite grasp the joke, it slipped right through my fingers

[Hopkirk]

[Patsy33]

I thought he said, "Not on your lifebuoy!"