So a female employee got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email:
Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot.!
Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar!
I heard a while back about an expensive pen shop that went online as penisland.com, they soon changed it!
Madame De Gaulle was asked what she looked forward to when her husband retired, she replied ' 'apenis', it took a while to decipher ' '
'appiness'.