Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I was so unpopular at school that they used to call me 'batteries'.

I was never included.

[murraymints]

snigger !

[Chipchopper]

Look on the positive side, it was free of charge

[retrocop]

A hate crime methinks. Inform the police and there will be charges and the sparks will fly.

[DTCwordfan]

well you were always in trouble, in the headmaster's office or the local cop shop, yet you were never charged.

[Patsy33]

You must have felt powerless..

[mallyh]

you must have had a few positive points as well as all the negatives x