And Some More
I've been invited to a Coronation street party…
I think I'll go as Ena Sharples.
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Think I might have Weil's disease.....
Well they say its going round and round!
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I remember having free milk at school.
Then we turned 11 and got milk AND yoghurt, because we were a second dairy school.
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I found a gun in my loft last October.
It must be an Autumn attic rifle.
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I put my mobile phone under my pillow last night and this morning it had gone and there was a coin in its place.
Must've had a visit from the blue tooth fairy.
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