Captions......macron And King Charles Iii

[DTCwordfan]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/%2Fmethode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fc432ea88-dc74-11ed-9cc2-0f7e26ed83eb.jpg?crop=3488%2C1962%2C1113%2C2

Macron - How do I become le Roi de France?

Macron - You seem to have a spare crown - can I borrow it?

Macron - Do you Brits have the French crown in storage?

[douglas9401]

And what do you do?

[douglas9401]

Bonjour. Cake?

[Togo]

I hear that you like older women ....

[jno]

"Comment avez-vous gagné vos médailles?"

[Bazile]

What do you mean , what campaign did you get those medals for ?

[DTCwordfan]

I like it jno.....an early front-runner

[wiltsman]

KC..... Call that a finger, you want to see mine!

[douglas9401]

And I am in negotiation with l'Academie francais to find a replacement for 'oui', something less heightist.

[mushroom25]

your mother was an ‘amster and your father smelt of elderberries…..

[William51]

Macron: You are lucky i saw your coronation, i should have been over there. Charles: I am sorry you could not be over there!.

[Bazile]

Charles : I've got a plan to stop the flow of illegal immigrants across the channel ; since you don't appear capable of doing anything about it .

Macron : Oh ,really ?.
I thought you were king Charles - not King Canute !