Where’s our Wally? where’s our Wally?
The customers all cried
Where’s Wally? Where’s Wally?
Do you think he’s gone outside
It’s market day, it’s busy
Flickin' yer teeth oot shouldn’t be allowed
We’re never going to find him
If he’s out there in the AB crowd
We know he’s got his glasses,
dentures on and stripy vest
It’s kind of like retro camouflage
He blends in with all the rest
Where’s oor Wally? Where’s oor Wally?
Wherever can he be
Don’t worry, here’s Wally
The bloody gherkin's sitting next to me