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[Rondy]

I now identify as a can of deodorant.
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure.
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A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
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My wife said she saw a bowtie made from solid mahogany.
She said she nearly bought it for me but she didn't think I would wear it.
I replied "Wooden tie?"
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My credit card bill has 43 transactions from a perfume shop.
Looks like my card has been cologned.
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Just seen my local vicar running down the road with Lucifer, Beelzebub and Satan.
He must be exercising his demons.
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[zebo]

//I now identify as a can of deodorant.
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure.//

I also identify as a deodorant, I'm Mum.

[Patsy33]

:-))