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[Rondy]

What a day!! I replaced the glass in the living room window three times! Then noticed it was my glasses that were cracked!!
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A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’
The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’
And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me now.''
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I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took them two hours to pass the salt.
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[Chipchopper]

The 1st one cracked me up :-)

[Patsy33]

:-))