Fathers Day

[Rondy]

Fathers day last year I asked my Wife if she’d got a nice card for the man of her dreams and father to her kids.
She replied: “I’m not buying 2 cards.”

[Old_Geezer]

I can confirm that she didn't send me a card.

[PsalmEquipt]

A man was making pancakes for his two sons. The pancake on top was the best one. Soon the boys were at odds saying, “I want the top one… NO, I want to top one.”

Dad has an idea and says, “Now boys, you know what Jesus would say, he would say, ‘I will let my brother have the first pancake’.”

The next instant, the older son tells the younger one, “Your turn to be Jesus.”