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Railway Station
AS the porter walked about the railway station, he noticed three girls sitting in the waiting room. They were looking upset, and were obviously crying.
He went in. "Aw come on girls cheer up! Come with me to the tea room and I'll get you a cuppa!"
So they went with him, and sat a a table. A waitress brought a tray with three cups, a teapot, milk and sugar.
"Right girls", he said, "Who's going to be mother?"
And they all started crying again!
He went in. "Aw come on girls cheer up! Come with me to the tea room and I'll get you a cuppa!"
So they went with him, and sat a a table. A waitress brought a tray with three cups, a teapot, milk and sugar.
"Right girls", he said, "Who's going to be mother?"
And they all started crying again!
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Three sisters aged 82, 84 and 86 live in a house together. One night the 86-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “was I getting in or out of the bath?”.
The 84-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see”. She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells, “was I going up the stairs or down?”.
The 82-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”. She knocks on wood for good measure then yells out, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door”.
The 84-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see”. She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells, “was I going up the stairs or down?”.
The 82-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”. She knocks on wood for good measure then yells out, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door”.
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