Double Entendre, Or Is It Just Me?

[andy-hughes]

I read a blurb about a TV show about badly behaved dogs and it said 'Alexandra Burke is having trouble with her chihuahua...'

Does anyone else think about something other than a pet dog. Or is it just me?

[Lie-in King]

Fnarr fnarr... 😆

[Countrylover]

Oh Wolf, our Jack Russell,Meggie, was the most intelligent and wonderful dog we ever had.  I love  jack Russells.  I miss her so much.  We also rescued a Yorkie.  To be honest there ard no dogs we don't like.  We don't like the owners who turn dogs into nasty dogs.  

[Hopkirk]

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[ToraToraTora]

Did you hear about the girl who walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre? The barman gave her one.

[wolf63]

Lottie, my cross Bullmastiff got bitten on the nose by a JR.  He was terrified of it.

I saw a gorgeous Staffie tied up outside Tesco the other day.  She had a scarf and jumper on and was a really happy dog.  It was lovely to see.

[Canary42]

😃 😃 😃 Mrs Slocum's cat springs to mind.😃 😃 😃

[Countrylover]

Wolf, My sons 13year old little dog was attacked by A Staffy just 2weeks ago.  Fortunately she is recovering.  I like Staffies, but they are super strong dogs.  The dogs owner was mortified - older man who fell to the ground clunching his chest.  My son was left sorting  staffy out worrying about his dog (Jack Russell cross) and helping the elderly man.  Not a good position to be in. They all survived!

Sorry Andy right off the subject

[DTCwordfan]

the sign of a dirty mind! Enjoy it andy...

[roopower]

Just you......

[ToraToraTora]

remember the weightlifting commentator:

"...this is Gegorava from Bulgaria, I saw her snatch this morning, it was amazing!"

[webbo3]

Perhaps you should change your name to Finbar

[Ellipsis]

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

- David Coleman 

[jourdain2]

All I thought of was a small dog, A-h.

[William51]

 It is not just you. I also like a joke and can make Double Entendre out of anything.

[retrocop]

The best double entendre I have heard was reported to have been said on the Fanny and Johnny Craddock cooking programme.

After winding up the episode on making doughnuts Johnny allegedly said, 'And thats all from us and may all your doughnuts look like Fanny's.'