Who Do You Think You Are?..

[Patsy33]

A man claiming he is Jesus is brought into a mental hospital...

He is asked, "Why do you think you are Jesus?"
He replies, "God told me so!"
Immediately, the patient behind him stands up and shouts, "No I didn't!"

[Chipchopper]

And the person behind him shouts, "where's my Napoleon outfit"?😋

[1ozzy]

And the next person shouts "I am Sparticus"

[Chipchopper]

Anyone seen my old friend Geronimo?

[Moorea7]

I'm Josephine and I'm  crying 'cos Napoleon has just told me "not tonight"!