And There's More

[Rondy]

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am
depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah."
Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response..

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Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated."
Lily: "So what do you do?"
Jake: "I have to close my eyes."

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I suggested to the wife we start swinging to help our sex lives. I came home and found a couple of mobility harnesses dangling from the bedroom ceiling.

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Some idiot just whacked me with a 12 pack of toilet rolls in the supermarket 😔
I think I might have "soft tissue damage"

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[bookbinder]

Keep 'em coming!

[Barsel]

That first one made me laugh out loud.