Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside

[Chipchopper]

I was having a drink in the mermaid inn last night, when I overheard a woman say "I like to lay on the beach, myself but my other half likes to be in the sea"

[1ozzy]

😞😢😭

That was so bad I nearly liked it 

[Chipchopper]

Bonza! 1ozzy.

Do you have any more of those "one reason" I do so like them

[Canary42]

Sardinical 😁