Hi Ray, like you, i don't need a reason, but i once went Bollox naked in front of about 500 holiday makers, i was on stage, when they started chanting ''get em off '' i did'nt need a 2nd invitation
Ive done loads,but the one that makes me laugh the most was when I went out with my boyfriend for dinner and we got rather tipsy,and he bet me �20 that I wouldn't say the following to the young waiter who couldn't have been more than 17.
Waiter: Can I get you any desert madam?
Me: Yes,how about you? Are you free later?
The poor boy turned a violent shade of crimson and just stood there speechless.It was only when I burst out laughing and my bloke handed me a �20 laughing that he
realised it was a bet.
It was a dancing competition, in which i Dead-heated for 1st place, so some clever ''dick'' {could'nt resist that one} decided, whoever got there kit off would be the winner. The other fella ''bottled it''
Hello pink, i,ve seen the '' poo thing one'' done.
A mate of mine sh!te in an ashtray in some boozer, and put it back on the bar, the barmaid came over, oblivious to the situation, and he asked her if she sold ''Cigars'' so he bought a cigar and asked her if she could pass the ashtray? we all got barred lol
Usually a mixture of 1 and 3, when i start running my mouth off when I'm drunk and then having to do something the next day. Asking out a girl I didn't know who worked at HMV withall my mates pressed up against the window like kids in sweet shop was horrific.
Eating a live moth the size of my fist wasn't good, but at least I got �25 quid out of it.
Watching my housemate down a glass of whatever was in the bucket of dregs the morning after a party was brilliant as well.
Currently I am trying to get out of one that involves a game of pool and the looser getting naked. dare seemed like a good idea at the time. However the other participant told me after we shook hands that he used to play for his county. This is now not such a good idea but I am defaulting to reason 3. My only hope is that he did not specify the bar I was getting naked in.
Other more fun dares have usually involved a bottle of tequila.... at least I don't remember it in the morning.
We were in the pub having been drinking for a while. One of my housemates started collecting money from everyone. I asked what it was and he just said it was a birthday present.
He appeared later with 7 shots of tequila and dared me to drink them in 25 seconds. I did them in 10 to prove a point It took them a few weeks to confess that they were doubles and that I'd downed 14 tequilas in 10 seconds!