Lovely stories of your cat's antic's Scragend, I had a cat who used to paw at my eyelids "very gently" to wake me up in the morning, if that didn't work he proceeded to lick my face as I always pretended to be asleep at this point.
Another one "Merlin" who I called my furry alarm clock used to paddle on my head, if I took no notice he stated to cry continuously until I gave in and got up, all this used to start from 5-6 o'clock in the morning.
I think pets are much cleverer than we think, "Bless their little hearts" X X X //// ^-..-^ \\\\