b&q...

[smudge]

A bloke walked into B&Q and some old guy dressed in orange asked him if he wanted decking.

Fortunately, the bloke got the first punch in and that was the end of that!

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[Thunderbird+]

Another guy went in there and asked an assistant "where can I find Patio doors?

Hang on a minute, the assistant says, i think paddy's on a break.

[smudge]

He, he! Nice one too TB.