Why cant Women be more responsible for their hormones

[RATTER15]

Slightest hormone problem in a Woman and men are running for cover!!

I think they should all have hormone removal therapy until they can learn to cope with them, maybe they should cover "coping with female hormones" on the national curriculum!! They could also have one for the lads "self defence for the victims of hormonally unbalanced Woman.

Can nothing be done for these poor beasts?

I'm very fortunate to have a partner that does not suffer from such a malady.



Men are so much more balanced and able to cope with their hormones!! Thank God for Men!!

[enigma]

I'll need to have a read at that Carakeel to see if it answers some of the age old questions about men , so that I may begin to try to understand my hubby. I'll give the talking in short sentences a bash anyway. There may actually be some truth in that because when i've been talking for a lengthy period of time - usually during the football - and I ask him if he's listening to me , he always answers yes. When I ask him what I was talking about , he gives me bullet point answers and one day it dawned on me that he was only really picking out the salient points of what I was saying to sound convincing. He admitted that he just listened to about every fifth word in order to repeat some of it back to convince me that he had heard my story in it's entirety. I'm taking it though that much as you obviously adore Ratter , you won't be volunteering to test his own brand , homemade perfume ? I don't believe that anyone is THAT devoted lol.

[Carakeel]

Got that in one enigma (lol)!

[RATTER15]

Caz, I certainly know when im licked!! mmmmm

[Carakeel]

I remember when I first mentioned this book to RATTER and he commented jokingly ...'must have been written by a bl--dy women!'. Well, in fact it was written by Alan & Barbara Pease and is an international best seller. Sub title reads 'How we are different and what to do about it'. Well worth having in the house to keep reminding us of the lovely humor in our differences. I wouldn't be surprised if reading this hadn't prevented many a woman from giving up on her man, or herself for that matter.
Oh and enigna, RATTER isn't as bad as he sounds. He's a darling really, just doesn't want to guys to find out (LOL) :o)

[RATTER15]

Im Bad!!! make no mistake!!!!!! I shot Bambi's Mum!!!!!

[RATTER15]

Whats wrong with good old PMT!! have the Americans even converted Woman's madness to PMS instead of PMT!!

I felt sorry for her watching that scrawny little bleating fawn sliding around!!!

I put her out of her misery!!

[enigma]

I don't think that he sounds bad at all Carakeel , quite the opposite. I've read his lovely posts about you and he sounds like a sweetie. Well , except for confessing to killing Bambi's mother. I mean how could you Ratter ? How could you kill Bambi's mother and leave Bambi behind ? By which I mean of course , how could you kill his mother and leave that annoying little oik Bambi behind ? You took out the wrong one !!!

[crete]

all very interesting RATTER but i presume you have not addressed the issue of nocturnal visits to the toilet have you ?

[RATTER15]

crete, I am now investigating the possibilty of wearing three catheter bags 1 on each leg and a big one I can carry in a ruck suck and a Tena for men just incase I get a leak!!

Oh!! and a spigot for when im out partying!!

XXXXX

[crete]

very wide trousers are the answer for you me dear.