Why are you all ignoring me ?

[Gormless]

OK, so why ? I've got the radio on, just mended the fence, looked at an Argos catalogue, but still you all ignore me.

[Mammar]

Ah, the laminated book of dreams!
Now you've got my attention

[Gormless]

Have you got a laminated one then ? I feel even worse now, left out, ignored, while the rest of you party on. I'm going to put some nuts out for the birds, the little flittering twitterers will not let me down.

[wizard69]

next please...

[Mammar]

Gracious no! If only
The laminated one is at the store.
I can only covet one of those.

[whiffey]

Can you be surprised people ignore you and who ignored you first anyway, who was the first person not to answer ?

You seem to be a bit short up top.

[stewey]

I feel so depressed......I have an inferiority complex, and the other day I met someone with a better one than mine!

[Gormless]

Thank you everybody, I feel a bit less depressed now. I shouldn't have mentioned the Argos catalogue, it was a bit close to the knuckle and could arouse strong and earthy feelings.

[whiffey]

I like threads like this. Authored by an idiot, started nowhere, and going nowhere around a lot of nonsensical corners.

[stewey]

Sort of like going off on tangerines all over the place!

[joko]

who said that...?

[Sue de Nym]

I'm sure that a flippant plageurism from Bill Bailey will stand you no good stead either, Mammar

[whiffey]

Hi Sue the noo, what is a plageurism ?

I'd love a scrap with you, but first of all can you reassure me that you are not a hairy sweaty kilted Scottish scaffolder ?

No problem if you are, natch ;)