how would you ?

[legend760]

if you walked into the bar i worked in . how would you try to convince me to give you a free drink??

[redcrx]

Id offer to tell you all about 4getmenot and give you her spare key :)

[nigella]

I'm certainly not a gold digger, but since the question here is how to get a free drink, i think its a valid point, especially since melon's suggestion of getting her melons out did not impress legend.

if the barman aint interested, then the next best thing is the blokes who are willing to buy girls a drink,

[nigella]

lol, doubt it pa_ul, but only because i dont got out in birkenhead, i much prefer the liverpool nightlife!

[4getmenot]

:-0

[B00]

I wouldn't, not even the thought of a free drink would make me suck up to someone- sorry!

[Champagne]

With the help of an accomplice, I would kidnap the immediate members of your family and then stroll into your bar and state categorically that if I don't get a free drink then a member of your family will die. I'll prove this by handing you a mobile phone so you can hear them on the other end of the line. "Help us Peg!" they'll be sobbing down the phone to you.

Extreme, but effective.

I was originally going to say that I'd flash my boobs at you but you probably get that all the time.

[4getmenot]

i guess you didnt see legends comment about you earlier champagne

[-Zorro-]

I always get free drinks when i carry my Uzi round with me

[badgerchops]

I have been known to chat up the odd hot barman and i ask them for a pen and paper. I then scribble my phone number on the pad, and hand it back to them and walk off. haha... works every time

[unruliejulie]

Legend, if im ever so lucky as to meet you, then i'll buy YOU a drink! :-)

[Skreecheeboy]

Are you a betting man legend?

[tigerthecat]

No problem I get free drinks where ever I go the phrase that works is...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................can I have a glass of tap water please.

[Skreecheeboy]

Spot on tiger! I was going to challenge him to a game of pool for a pint but he'd probably be to chicken to take me on....

[mrs_overall]

This is an easy one.
All I'd have to do is to say "Give me a free drink or I'll start taking my clothes off."
Trust me...the free drink would be the better option!

[leg_end758]

4get me i could never forget you lol

skreech whatever treverrrrr

champagne id pop ur cork babe

nigella you know you want it

badger im not hot lol

zorro stick your uzi where you cant pull the trigger gimpo

julie4 if you buy me a drink, you might end up pregnant lol

[unruliejulie]

bloody hell Legend, what you put in your drinks??? cant i just have a tonic with my voddy please???????

[leg_end758]

im sure what ive got in mind would be a tonic allright lol