Girlfriend

[hubblebubble]

Why is it that I cannot find a girl who is as beautiful and intelligent as I am handsome and briliant?

[rugeleyboy]

i dont know! ...............do you always seem to find the shallow boastful ones???

[unruliejulie]

Ah bless ya, why dont you try and set your sights a bit higher than that hubblebubble.

[whiffey]

I have the same problem. Post a piccie.

A briliant one preferably.

[mrknowall]

Me too

[pussnboots]

Perhaps its because you are bigheaded and a bore.

[Pippa68]

A 'Real Doll' is what you need :o)

[HarrietParks]

If you put down your mirror you may find one!...lol

[megan07]

i second that pussnboots

[sleepyj]

im free but im ugly and thick :(

[tradey]

oh my god your full of yourself arent you,no wonder you cant find a girlfriend.

[pussnboots]

hang on sleepyj Im uglier and thicker than you and no one wants us.

[dot.hawkes]

as long as she has the same sense of humour as you hubblebubble you will be fine lol

[sleepyj]

hubble will you take second best a ugly thick one like meeeeeeeeeee. :) im good in bed lol sleeping i mean lol

[wizard69]

Try the zoo if you want an equal

[Barmaid]

Because your average beautiful and intelligent woman would know that you are not quite so "briliant". pmsl

[Lore]

He could be as handsome as Shrek and as brilliant as a 40W bulb that's on the flicker! :o\