what is a sweedish body massage please?

[redhead23]

what is it ? KEN DODD the man of my dreams has just offered to give me one so to speak

[red~bez]

Well Kirkby is over the water (birkenhead).......and Kirby in in Liverpool

[red~bez]

is*.........you a bleedin evertonian?..........grrrrrrrrr..........

only messin :)

[TechGirl]

oops kirby - in Liverpool. She's not from over the water.

[TechGirl]

Jesus. I just looked at the time.

[TechGirl]

I shall bid you a good night. Sleep well red~bez.

:-)

[red~bez]

TG........I'm off to bed.....great laff on here again....that redhead is off her head.....but she's sound.....x
Catch u later TG.....x

[bigbirdmorg]

lmao
red~bez so yer dont know when peeps are takin the pish
lmfao
sucker
lmfao
arf

[redhead23]

big bird wat the **** u on about ? they all gone bed

[bigbirdmorg]

oh fek off redhead
u's is using names to take the pish outta abers
admit it

[redhead23]

ow go to bed what is ur lingo ?

im too tired for this dont come in from the youth club and start

[bigbirdmorg]

u and others
are using names to ave a go at peeps on dis site
makin out yer a friend
fekkin saddos

i got custimers
bye
be kerful

[Skreecheeboy]

I don't like the cut of that gadges gib, redhead, if they ever give you hassle again just give me a shout and I'll send the boys round k?

[redhead23]

oh dear sounds a bit like a threat that does !!!

what ken dodd yer you got it in one read the thread u fool before u make stupid accusations !

[redhead23]

thanks skreech - i think too much wacky backy has been smoked and she cant understand basic english or conversations but hey ho thats typical of this country ! x

[Ken Dodd]

I suggested jam butties, not sweedish massages.
Truth is stranger than fiction! :-3)

[mrknowall]

Hi red you ok

Where are TechGirl / red~bez from ?

[crete]

reads like a mills and boon novel .

[Skreecheeboy]

Pmsl @ Crete!

[redhead23]

hey mr im ok thanks how are you . i have been to the pub ( hols from work ) and do u find if u have a few drinks in the day it makes you more drunk tehn at nitte does anyone know whjy ?