A serious question about birds and the male orgasm.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Please do not treat this as smut, like so many of the AB questions, but I have a serious question for birds concerning their understanding of the male orgasm.

Why is it that when the female controls the male orgasm she stops at the first sight of an emission, i.e as soon as the salty ectoplasm bubbles to the surface, it is game over. When in fact the height of pleasure arrives about two seconds afterwards and continues for about twenty seconds.

Are birds just thick and do not realise this or is it that they are really finicky about possible mess.

Imagine your dismay if old Wardy was being a cunning linguist and as soon as you start climaxing, he stops and goes and makes a cup of tea.

Please learn about the male psycho-sexual physiology and stop being so bloody selfish.

I hope I have made this post user friendly and not too graphic.

[peasant]

Wardy, in your case, she probably wanted to let go as soon as possible, having earned her packet of woodbine!!!

[sense4all]

If you found this one at speed dating the other month, you should have realised that she had time management issues honey!

[redhead23]

why you telling us tell ur bitch

[Kaylz1988]

I can understand where your coming from as my boyfriend has had a girl who used to do that! Whereas I let him enjoy the moment until hes fully climaxed!

[wleshbeetle]

i actually didnt know that JOE, ill know for next time now, i stop as soon as, but thanks for that all little tips help : )