jeremy kyle show

[sleepy1]

i think i might go on the jeremy kyle show . i think he is well fit . i dont know what show i should go on . ? any one got any ideas to what show it could be ? could be i cant stop eating / i need help cant stop singing orville song / or im a addicted to ab / would any one like to join me ?

[4getmenot]

no. I can think of nothing more embarrasing or degrading than telling everyone about your life on a tacky chat show. No Thanks :-)

[sleepy1]

how can people look other people in the face after they have been on some on them shows . i could never leave my house again . the village gossip where i live would be bad .

[4getmenot]

I've been in the audience. thats as far as it got and I nearly fell asleep. I'd been up all night ;-) , hey I was a teenager at the time and the state of me was so funny

[sleepy1]

lol i would just like to see jeremy kyle . see if he is as good looking face to face as he is on tv . what about the poor kids off some of the people that go on the show . kids at school must take p out off them .

[thedelbwa]

Try marrying your mother / father / both

[Skreecheeboy]

Knowing me knowing ewe, confessions of a narcoleptic interspecies errotica porno starlet....

[Miss Inquiry]

I've spotted him shopping in the House of Fraser in Reading a few times, maybe just hang out there and save yourself some embarassment... ;o)

[amonty1144]

how about 'my friends say I need to get a life, as I watch too much junk tv'. Yep i'd be there too, thank god for those less fortunate or intelligent

[curlyperm]

Well fit???? are you mad? I'll join you if you like, but can i be the big fat one with bleached hair and no teeth, wearing leggings, and a crop top, oh and the matching tattoos who gets introduced as your mother who gave you away when you were 2 weeks old, and then comes on stage to all the boo's and smacks you one right in the mouth and gets dragged off by the bouncers, oh then we'll do the lie-detector test that proves that your new baby is my 14 year old boyfriends who i met while we were doing community service! if i cant be that one - then i'm not coming with you !
lol x

[sleepy1]

curlyperm omg what a life story . i think i will give it a miss . xx

[tricks]

i agree with the prophet; i think ive seen better looking headlice! lol

[fran2]

I preffered Kilroy, at least he covered a different topic every day.

[curlyperm]

hey sleepy!!!! its not MY life story honestly, it was just a culmination of all the JK shows ive ever seen heheheheheh