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In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde & a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, & the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me & by a mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
The large lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde & she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That ******* Englishman put his hand on that blonde & by a mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French **** again"
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, & the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me & by a mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face".
The large lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde & she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That ******* Englishman put his hand on that blonde & by a mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French **** again"
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