Grrrrrrrr, linen basket

[warpig3]

Have just been upstairs, we have a linen basket in the bedroom and I noticed that mrwarpig has left yesterdays socks, teeshirt and undercrackers on the floor right beside the basket, not in the basket, just right beside the basket!!! WTF is that all about? This is not the first time, I have actually shown him the basket and explained its purpose several times!

So my question is, is he just completely stupid and thick or is he taking the p*ss?

I supposs I should just be grateful that he changed his socks and underwear without having to have them surgically removed like last time:-o)

[jno]

he puts yesterday's clothes out to be washed?? Some male people, no names, wear the same things for a week; they have to be deloused with a flamethrower then soaked all day in Dettol before they can actually be washed.

[RATTER15]

I just think most Women just lack understanding and patience!!!

But its OK, most men are tolerant of this!!

[RATTER15]

I did attend a Women's rally once, I'm stood at the back somewhere [IMG]http://i9.tinypic.com/5z69qmr.jpg[/IMG]

[warpig3]

Excellent ratter, if I could give you five stars for the last post I would, pmsl!

[Carakeel]

Oh RATTER!!!! What are you like? LOL XXX Now, should I give away a secret and tell everyone that you are such a darling, you even do your own ironing??? Bless!! :o) Love Ya! XXX

[beryllium]

lol lol lol :-)

Hi There Warpig,
Mr B is the same. Linen bin even strategically placed on his side of the bed. Socks and pants? on the floor..... even the cat has to weave carefully around them.

I have tried the "ignore till he runs out of pants and socks" tactic, but he goes and buys more!!! so I have even more to wash!!!

His hit and run tactics in the kitchen are a sight to behold..... nothing goes back in the fridge, and he manages to use every single pot and pan and plate and utensil he can find......

I think men generally float about 3 feet off the ground, just don't let go of the string though ;-)
B. xxx

[RATTER15]

beryllium, what on earth is he doing in the kitchen in the first place, you are obviously a bad Woman!!!

Ignore carakeel, but she does make me do my ironing naked stood in front of her, I do anything to keep her happy!!

Bless her!!

[warpig3]

berylliun, yes I know the 'hit and run in the kitchen' scenario very well!

Right, I am off to Tesco's to get something for dinner, which would taste better in a meat pie, cat food or dog food? I, myself, am having a salad!

[RATTER15]

How to please a man and how to please a woman, just hit the switch!!!!

http://brimstone.us/6_may_DifferencesBetweenMe nAndWomen.JPG

[beryllium]

HA!!! RATTER, he offers to cook and then looks most offended when I say please dont. lol.... he then says "I'll tidy up promise!!!" but alas..... he floats :-)

Naked ironing you say? does Carakeel insist on you using the steam button too? am liking the idea of a bit of extreme ironing ;-)

[Carakeel]

Now you've got me blushing, RATTER!!! LOL Naughty boy! :o)

Of course berillium, you are so NOT a bad woman!!! RATTER also cooks occasionally and yesterday washed the floors for me! NO KIDDING!!! He is a true star and I love him to bits - > which is what I am going to be in tomorrow, as I will be in hospital having another knee replacement operation. Will miss you lot for a few weeks, but my sweet man will be here to keep you all laughing. :o)

[Carakeel]

Yup, he uses the steam button too !!!! LOL :o))

[beryllium]

oh Dearest Carakeel,

Wishing you all the strength and a quick recovery from your knee replacement op.
I'll be thinking of you.

Darling mr B.... does a sterling job with the hoover and looks after the garden beautifuly, he's got all the onions and courgettes to plant out yet lol..... I didn't know the 350 seeds I'd sown were actually going to take now did I???

RATTER? you just get in that kitchen and make sure Carakeel has good food to keep up her strength now ok?
and remember to put on some clothes when you visit her lol.....

warpig.... I think I'll make a pie too today.... good idea :-) xxx

[Carakeel]

Thanks beryllium. Just found out that they don't have a bed for me today so have to phone them at 6am in the morning! Grieff! Just hope they don't cancel my op. :o( Well, I'm off to do some ironing myself now, so will say bye all for now. XX

[bigmamma]

Hi again warpig :-)
Just want to wish carakeel all the best for tomorrow now , hope you manage to get a bed then . :-) x

[warpig3]

Yes carakeel best of luck with the operation and don't worry I am sending mrwarpig down to keep ratter company and maybe ratter could try and house train him a little although I draw the line at naked ironing in mrwarpigs case, it would put me of my dinner!

Best wishes
warpig
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