A man was walking through a cemetery...

[JOEYGREEN]

....one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept on walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it - he took off at full speed and didn't stop until he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip!

[lottieen]

Excellent joke, lol!

[JOEYGREEN]

why thank you very much. clearly not many agree with you though! ha ha