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DottyH | 19:43 Wed 04th Jul 2007 | Site Suggestions
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So stop messing about and make your bleeding minds up what you are gonna do, it's this or nothing.
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come on Jack, how did you know he/she was a muslim? Oh, did they have a stethescope round their neck?
is venus williams a man
Same thing happened to me, Jack, but it was a Newfie!
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No Bob that's her sister
Dotty, I will not enter this vile banter aimed against our Allah brothers!!!!!

I was told a joke earlier, but as usual have the punch line a bit mixed up. Can you help to make it funnier??

Something like:

Stanley Kubrick has just released a posthumous sequel called

"Dr Hussain or :How I Learned to Stop Praying and Love the Car Bomb"

It was certainly funnier than that!!!!!
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My daughter just sent me this :
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N0o87hUIJeM

bit unsure if this is real or even legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i listened through all of that, bit stunned actually grrrrrrrrr
Alright, you lot, let's be avin you trot along now. This here Mosk is on my beat and I'll be avin no riotous instigations when I'm on duty. I'm going to ave to confruscate all them there nooses and flamin throwers off you bleedin blighters. And keep the howling down: there's an orspital just down road filled with blokes with bandaged heads....needs their sleep they does.
Can i be security consultant? I'll make sure no flaming muslims (get it? flaming? a la, on fire, or in flames) get in.
Oh just noticed, a la, sound like allah lolroflmao/pmsl
what happens if i am a muslim? does that make me an outcast too

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