Are you ?

[whiffey]

1) Fat-headed
2) Obsessed with your own importance
3) Not terribly good at speling
4) A part-time lawyer's clerk
5) A Vauxhall Corsa owner
6) Have your own air-rifle

Did you answer yes to all ?

AB has a job for you !!! Apply to the ED.

[dot.hawkes]

no
yes
noe
alledgedly
never
duck

[crossroads]

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
YES

WOULDN'T WANT �D'S JOB ANYWAY.
Remember to put the accent on �ditor so as not to get b�nn�d.

[DottyH]

No
Yes
noe
alledgedly
peugeot 307
yes so duck, (it is gas powered)

[sleepy1]

1 no
2)no
3 ) YES
4)no
5)no
6)no

[nursecarla]

I would hope not

I would hope not

Yes

No

No i love my mini! :))))))))

No but i know someone who does :)))))

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[Jugglering]

1) Er, no, I hope not
2) No, definitely not
3) No, I can spell definitely lol
4) No, I'm a full time engineer
5) No, I own a totally different sort of vehicle (plus it's green)
6) No, but I do own a food processor, does that count ?

In other words, I guess there are no jobs for me here on AB :( but am I bovvered ?

[Feena]

Who do you think I am....Wardy?-))))

[johnlambert]

1) no
2)no
3)ne
4)no again (not very good at this am I)?
5)no
6)Yes (at last)

[Skreecheeboy]

No to all!

[dan no1]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. yes, but i must add that it's the new one
6. no

no

[whiffey]

Additional requirements for existing Corsa owners:

Little flashing blue lights in the rear window, a nodding dog, and red-painted rear brake drums (cos it's like stopping a pram)

[dan no1]

ha ha whiffey not in mine!!

[neo.]

1 No
2 No
Yes
4 No
5 No.....own a Porsche
6 No - have an Uzi

[neo.]

Carla, I luv you in your mini...you are talking about a skirt arent you