An apology to the people of Sheffield........

[jackthehat]

I've just been watching the Bishop of Carlisle on TV. And it appears that the fact that I am gay has been the primary cause of your houses being flooded.............

............so I'd just like to say 'sorry about that'.

[naomi24]

mib, all your own work, I take it. Looks good!

[jackthehat]

Blimey, mib ! That's certainly a load of gophers !!
Erm..........In my determination to save all the folks who wanted to come on board after they have admitted to their being responsible for at least some of the worlds ills.............I seem to have prevaricated for so long that the flood waters have receded.

So, we need to up our aberrant behaviour to another level to ensure that the floods are repeated, (not quite sure how I could be any more gay, though).........or we have to find an alternative use for mibs beautiful ark........

*inspiration* how about instead of it being a vessel to save US sinners..............why don't we, armed with pitchforks and flaming torches, persuade the Bishop and anyone sharing his view onto the ark, then we can shut the big doors on them..........

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