why do ???

[leg_end758]

why do women with big bums ask if their bum looks big????

why do bald men comb 3 strands of hair over the baldy patch and say theyre not bald?

why do 8 out or 10 cats prefer whiskas?surely felix is as good ?

[Gromit]

Err, go on then, tell us.

I would particularly like to know how you know Felix cat food is as good as other brands.

[Le Chat]

Women with big bums know that their bums are big but hope that they are not as big as they think...which is why they ask and then accept the lie which is then told to them in response!
Men who do the comb-over are living in the vain hope that 3 strands of hair across a bald head equals 'not bald!' This too is a lie.
As for the cat food - personally, although I have not and never will taste it, I think that Felix cat food looks much juicier and tastier than Whiskas.So that could also be a lie! Cats eat birds and mice, so I don't think they're so fussy really!

[China Doll]

< Looks confused for the second time today >

Erm....

1) Confirmation of the fact.

2) 3 hairs means you're folacly challenged but not actually bald.

3) Felix is not as well hung and his technique is lacking... At least that's what I heard.

[lovejoy]

I've often wondered how cats are intervieved to find out their opinions and by whom, catwoman perhaps?

[LeMarchand]

1) They're hoping that people will lie to them.

2) They are trying to fool themselves.

3) They ask people emerging from a store with Whiskas in their bags what their cat prefers. Ours actually does prefer Felix or, even better, fresh fish.