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sidkid | 13:58 Tue 14th Aug 2007 | Jokes
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for �100, with one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and counted out five �20 notes, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly said, "Paint my house."

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love it!!!!! i`d say similar if a bloke approached me!!! I`d say " weed my gardens"

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