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[laurence2]

Woman goes 2 buy a parrot.

The parrots are �200 �100 & �15.

She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper.

That dosen't bother me she said and buys the parrot for �15.

When she gets home the parrots says '' fcuk me, a new brothel'' the woman finds it funny.

A little while later her daughters get home and the parrot says ''fcuk me, two new prozzies'' the daughters burst out laughing.

Finally the Dad arrives home and the parrot says ''fcuk me PETE, Havent seen you for a while.


Marks out of 10 please.

And apologises if anyone out there is offended.

[Ida1979]

HaHa to both :))))))) cheered me up no end has this post :)
Goodnight laurence.

[Louisa 69]

Lol bigmamma i just about spilt my coffee :)

[Ida1979]

Hell yea :)))))

[Louisa 69]

Hell Yea!!!!!!

[overheadplan]

hell yea!!

[laurence2]

Fella says to his wife ''your ar$e is the size of a 3 burner BQ''

Later in bed he says '' fancy a sh@g?'' wife says ''no point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage

[bigmamma]

Actually , thats the cleaner one especially for here , the other one is that when he takes the mask off he says that he said are my test results back ....so think what rhymes with that .:-)

[Louisa 69]

A husband and his wife go to the doctors. The doctor examines the husband and tells him i need a sample of sperm, urine and a stool sample. The husband being a bit deaf turns to his wife and says "what did he say" the wife replies "he wants your underpants"

[bigmamma]

Hee hee Laurence , sorry btw I'm a slow typer. :-)

[hau kola]

Hi all,ive got a parrot joke.2 parrots sat on a perch,one says to the other" can you smell fish"?

[laurence2]

Murphy walks into a chemist and says '' i have 3 girls coming over tonight, i need something to keep me horny and potent.

The phamacist gives him a small box of viagra Extra strength, the next day Murphy limps back. His manhood is black &blue, skin hanging off, ''give me some deep heat'' he moans, ''jesus murphy you can't put deep heat on that says the pharmacist, ''no'' replies murphy. '' its for my arm, the girls never showed up

[laurence2]

Goodnight people.

Enjoyed the company

[hau kola]

Wife says to husband"i want bigger boobs
Husband says to wife"just rub loo roll between them
Wife,"will that work"?
Husband."Well its done wonders for your @rse.

[bigmamma]

Night Laurence :-) Sleep tight x
I am going to bed too , nighty night :-)
xx

[hau kola]

Goodnight BM.xxxx

[bigmamma]

Night hau kola , funny joke :-) xx