Doctor Doctor

[ELVIS68]

Man goes to the docs and says he can`t stop singing The Green Green Grass Of Home

Doc says "Nothing to worry about, you`ve got Tom Jones syndrome"

"Is it common" says the man

Doc says...... "It`s not unusual"

[mightyWBA]

That joke is so old its been carbon dated.

[ELVIS68]

Ok..a woman comes home from the shops yelling to her husband
"I`ve just bought a dress for a ridiculous figure"

Husband replies "Yes.. but how much did it cost"

[chaotica]

I never heard it b4 and loved it!

[velvet lady]

very good! its like when i used to come home from fat fighters and say "i`ve lost 2lbs" and my partner would say "oh dear, do u need some money" it got boring after a year