spider

[wendilla]

There is the biggest spider just run under my tv .can someone come and get it please before I freak out if it coms out again.

[JonnyBoy12]

Well just put Noel Edmonds on the T.V. and the spider will die of boredom!

[dolly pond]

has it gone? i`ve use my hoover too, suck it up and wait 2 mins with the hoover on to make sure it doesnt crawl back out and tickle oy legs.

found one in the cupboard at work and then proceeded to scream like a baby, fetched a manly male colleague who released it outside. i`m still shaking from the shock

nasty things for ther size

[wendilla]

No not caught it yet but if it comes out tonight the hoover is waiting and the bug catcher.Just hope it not got a mate.

[bigmamma]

Not got it yet did you say ! How could you go to sleep not knowing exactly where it was .......creepy shudders......

[spottychops]

ugh ugh ugh. its probably hatched baby spiders, running under your floors and up your leg


xxxxxx nasty spotty

[andrea81]

Sorry to worry you, but it's probably not there anymore! they are very fast and can fit in small spaces. the spider and your labridor are probably watching you and wondering if you've gone mad!

"What she doing standing on the chair with a hammer?" Said the spider.

"Don't know, but she is strange, she drinks from a cup too, she hasn't even noticed the free water down the toilet!" Labridor answeres.

[spottychops]

oh dear, andrea has lost it. the spider has hatched 4000 babies, who are also hatching babies (and yes i failed biology) and they in turn are encouraging all the half eaten mice in from the woods down the road, who, once u r asleep wendilla, they will tickle you all over and then pregnate you with big hairy legged ants.

shut up spotty

[wendilla]

oh you horrible lot but I have just checked spring is the time for spider hatching lol lol so will be quite safe .I hope.and if I don't sleep tonight spotty chops I will send the spider to your house when I find it lol lol

[spottychops]

ok!!!! i love them, fried in olive oil, crunchy and full of protein!!
only kidding, xx

хорошо!!!! я люблю их, жаривший в оливковом масле, хрустящем и полном белка!!
только ребячество, обман

[wendilla]

It is now wednesday and it has been boarding here for 2 days but not anymore as I was on guard with the hoover this morning and it went on a long journey.Thanks to you all for taking the time to have a laugh with me and there genuinely was as spider.