What is the most stupid thing you have heard a friend or colleague say?

[Mortartube]

A friend of mine once said "Why don't they print the ingredients on bags of ice cubes"? Any more?

[factor-fiction]

In a restaurant my three year old son was asked by teh waiter if he wanted a Hot Dog. He replied"Just a warm one please"

Someone said "when I lose something why do I always find it in the last place I look"

My grandmother claims she's had the same sweeping brush for 50 years- "it's had several new handles and 3 new heads"

[_nee_nor_]

my friend once asked if genocide was a religion

[girlborofan]

My dad went to work one evening and a colleague asked him what the score was on the local football game played earlier that day. Dad replied "It finished 0-0". The colleague then asked, "What was the score at half-time?"