Cherries: Whilst I�ve never pinched someone else�s man, I did once accidentally pat a lady on the bum at Sainsbury�s. I thought she was my wife! Not only was I mortified, I was in excruciating misery trying to explain to the woman that she looked just like my wife. And as my wife found me, tripping over myself trying to apologise to the woman, I became lost in what I was saying and told the woman that her bum was just as nice as my wife�s.
It finally dawned on me what was happening. My wife and the woman, through glances, both understood I had made an innocent mistake, but they were both standing there enjoying my immense suffering and sputtering.
Finally, they granted me a reprieve when they both burst out laughing at me! The only consolation I had was as we wrapped up our shopping, an elderly lady whom we both know came up to chat. She asked my wife if her sister was in the store because she saw someone who looked just like her. The poor old dear didn�t have a clue what was wrong with me when I started shouting to my wife �See? See? Even SHE thinks so!.�
Oh the cruelty you women wreak upon us men!
Fr Bill