A blonde stormed into her library and marched up to the reception desk. "I have a complaint!" she said to the assistant, at the top of her voice. "Oh dear madam" said the young man. "What on earth is wrong?" "wrong?" echoed the blonde "I'll tell you whats wrong! last week I took out a book and it was terrible. There were far too many characters and no plot whatsoever."
"Ah said the librarian. So you must be the person who walked off with our phone book...."