prime minister comes to tea!

[dannyday5821]

imagine if the prime minister held a competition, whereby the winner has him come to your house for a whole 24hrs. (hehe, a ridiculous idea but what the hell!) imagine you win! what would you do...?

[Theland]

I'd ask him about my pension for a start, then he would get a piece of my mind on policing, or lack of, immigration, house prices, and by then I would be so angry, I would take the choccy biccies off his plate and only let him have plain ones, that break up when you dunk them.

[naomi24]

I wouldn't enter the competition. I'm fussy about the company I keep.

[Theland]

I could also give him one of my spare custard pies - I've got loads!

[naomi24]

Mmm .... you've got spare custard pies, Theland? Maybe I will enter that competition after all.

[Theland]

....they're second hand. They've already been thrown once!

What's the score with Luna? Your thoughts?

[naomi24]

Theland, secondhand is good enough. That'll do.

Luna does get very depressed, Theland, and that worries me a lot. I hope this is just a passing phase he's going through, and I hope he comes back soon to talk to us - he has a lot of good friends here. I don't think he realises that people care about him.

[littleoldme]

If I had the PM to tea for winning the competition, I'd spend most of the time worrying what on earth was happening to the poor s0d who'd come second.

[cruella]

Afraid I would inform him that I was otherwise engaged, thank you very much.
Don't call me, I will call you!!! lol

[dannyday5821]

actually, thinking about it...how viable would this senario be? i mean, in security terms...without sounding racist purposfully, but lets say mr patel whos an extremist of the muslim community wins the competition, would the prime minister really be willing to attend? i mean, imagine...

"hello, im the prime minister"
"hello sir. look at this."

tick tick...
BOOOOOOOM!

well, that would certainly make headline news!

[wildwood]

I am afraid you've made a mistake in your question dannyday5821. I am quite confident it should have read "whereby the loser has him come to your house .........."

[15goddess15]

have to agree with wildwood i'd see it as a punishment for the looser!

[ruby27]

Actually I would be pleased with this.

I would take him to my work so he could have first hand experince of the impact of the 'modernisation' agenda has had on the public sector. Hopefully it might make him stop and think.

and then I would take him to our local labour party meeting to show off.

[Louisa 69]

I would probably end up getting arrested.

I would give him a piece of my mind regarding the state of the NHS, the lack of dentists, crime, the justice system, MP's expenses, the minimum wage....... the list goes on & on.

They would probably have to rescue him from this mad womans rantings, but oh it would be so good.

Now how do i go about entering this comp :))