Why are people not answering my questions ?

[whiffey]

I am very popular - agreed ?

I post stuff with key phrases like 'Following on from Potter Minor's completely absorbing question' and I crawl and call everybody my bestest favest ABer. So why do I get only 9-10 low quality replies ?

[kp nonuts]

thats casss you left the answer bank agggeeess ago whiff as no body can see you now can they my little dfippsstckyyy cattle proddy.
Please can you come back as I sooo miss prodding you wiv me little cattle stick.
You little stick teaser gun you

[China Doll]

It's the mist from the sprouts.

[beerbelly]

You are just misunderstood , and people fear what they don't understand . Are they worthy of your attention ? probably not .

[whiffey]

I have just had an extra-special contact from an ABer, daft as ar$eholes, someone who taught me all there is to know, someone who made me laugh so much. It's all very secret, but if you MSN me I will tell you selected best bits.

I am so so happy - shall we all have a {{{group hug}}}

[cazzz1975]

you love your clique's whiff

go and hug your fabby msn buddies...

[China Doll]

Lets not and say we did.

[caz247]

popular with ?????????????? exactly

a) you leave on average once a week
b) have a weird fixation with us scottish folk
c) obsessed with Cemetries
d) never seen you crawl yet to any AB

apart from that you are probably a decent guy
just misunderstood

[cazzz1975]

I often question use of the word "guy" when describing whiffey :D

[caz247]

lol so did i for months
i used to think he was female

[jodie73]

Maybe whiffey is female!

[bobtheturkey]

maybe its because you are a freak of nature?

[caz247]

wellllllllllll who knows on here
in AB land you can be whoever you want to be lol

[whiffey]

I think AB is predominantly a Scottie site. It's friendly but unintelligible. I get to thinking about Richard Hannay dangling off the Forth Bridge and quite honestly I just think 'silly sod for going so far north'

[weeal]

ooh i bet we (scots) are extremely outnumbered on here

[caz247]

ditto weeal by a long long way

do you think whiffey could dangle off the
Forth Bridge

[mrs bucket]

youre not outnumbered weeal, so long as me and legend and a few others are here
ye claw baw lol

[cazzz1975]

I think I am outnumbered ... I am not scottish..oo er!

[weeal]

lol cazzz
we just seem to all have appeared on whiffey's thread at once

(I wonder why)

there arent enough of us!

[mrs bucket]

whiffey is a neep heed
he can kiss ma baws

[whiffey]

'whiffey has got a head like a turnip and can lick my bum cheeks' - is that a fair translation ?

Scotties just don't speak properly. Very sensually, oozing sex maybe, but it's not what you would call proper language.