Funniest line

[LeedsRhinos]

What is the funniest line ever in TV or film?

[gemweeks]

this totally isnt the funniest ever but i did love the line in the office christmas special when the pregant woman goes...nobody likes an old mum!

[Philtaz]

In Trading Places when Clarence Beaks is on a Public telephone and a girl is waiting to use the phone after him. He pauses his conversation, turns to the girl and matter of factly says "F*ck Off"! It's classic!

[CleverClogs]

From Minder, Ray Daley says to Arthur 'are you likely to get your loan from the Bank Managar Uncle Arthur'...... Which he replies 'It'd be easier getting black pudding off a vampire'....... Great stuff!!!

[BenDToy]

MASH - Frank to Hawkeye "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" Hawkeye replies "It saves time"

[bernardo]

Airplane Oh by the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

[SteveD]

In Only Fools and Horses when Rodney returns to Del's flat at the end of his first day back at work after having got married and Del says, "Rodney,........You don't live 'ere no more!"

[iwbus]

The Simpsons, Homer goes to buy a really expensive caravan, the bloke at the dealer is working out the payment options and says "Let's face it Mr Simpson you couldn't afford this car if you lived to be a million"

[Tony Monero]

In See No Evil Hear No Evil when deaf Gene Wilder is being interviewed by the policeman: P Man says was it or wasn't it a woman? GW replies are you serious - Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman! I don't know of any line that makes me laugh so much over and over again.

[biff67uk]

are we gonna do stonehenge tomorrow?

[tartanwiz]

Marge Simpson:'You lied to meHomer'. Homer:'Now Marge, it takes two people to lie. One to lie and one to listen'.

[DOB]

Homer to Lisa when she accuses him of not understanding her problem: " sure I do honey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

[lodgie]

the artful dodger talking to fagin,while having sausages for breakfast, fagin replies (shut up & drink your GIN) classic

[Ray the DJ]

Groucho Marx as he leaves the company of a woman: 'I've had a great time, but this wasn't it!'

[mr.han.man]

in natural born killers '..and one more thing..p**s off you c**t' to his wife. QUALITY

[dickbarton]

In Men Behaving Badly when Tony finally gets Debs alone and she askes him what he,s thinking and he blurts out- I was just wandering what colour your bush is. excellent

[crazyvicky]

'Doh' by homer simpson

[swan04]

"Who was that?" "God sent him." "God sent him? On a f***ing Suzuki??" Name that film ;-)

[DOB]

I thought of another one today. It's between Barney Gumble (the drunk from the Simpsons) and David Crosby (of Crosby, Stills & Nash, and a reformed alcoholic):

David Crosby: "Hi. I'm David Crosby"

Barney: "Wow! David Crosby. You're my hero"

David Crosby: "You like my music?"

Barney: "You're a musician?"

classic